Those last two video's, reminded me, of something that happened, years ago.
My wife's girlfriend Gloria, was visiting one day.
She wasn't, my favorite person.
She thought, her $hit didn't stink.
Anyway, she sits down at our dining room table, and starts jabbering about Her New Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, that she just bought. My wife brings in the coffee and donuts, and they are taking a trip down Memory Lane, when they were kids.
I'm in the parlor. watching Baseball.
All of a sudden, our Alaskan Malamute, Frosty, gets up, and walks into the dining room, and goes under the table, and sticks his head and nose, between Gloria's legs, and starts sniffing her Kootchy.
She let out an Ungodly scream, and I almost fell out of my chair. My wife thought, she was having some kind of Medical Problem.
She goes " Help me, Judy. He has his nose, in my crotch, what's he doing, while she's moving her legs wildly.
I could have told her, what he was doing, but I'm a Gentleman.
She left, very quickly, after that.
I told my wife, Gee that's all it takes, to get her to leave.
Oh shut up, you pig, you never liked her.
Oh well.